Kakapum —> Magmakao —> Krakatoo
3:04 PM
U tell mi„„
I still come up with the best filenames for screenshots and shit
My text files would like a word with you
the-beast-of-possibilities liked your post: lackingladymeredy: There is no god-I mean…
Honest to god, I thought she was sucking on a dick.
Vi, make your lines less round.
the FUCK kind of dicks do you look at? O.o
Apparently long, flat, trapezoid ones?
Guys that’s obviously some fruit by the foot
Exploring the tumblrverse and I find this and cant help thinking “why are you trying to swallow that banister”.
1:33 AM
I clicked on Vi’s figure thingy and wow the site is very adamant about telling you someone is offline.
1:24 AM
geminus-anguium reblogged your post: Click the link and reblog yourself as kawaii
didn’t like any of…skirts they had and it’s not…roam…
VI
Click the link and reblog yourself as kawaii
princesslizzyofathousandmuses:
Make yourself mother fucking kawaii here.
Yup.
why am I the only one who Once-ler’d
I saw the list before this one
I need no doll divine. I already am kawaii.
Literally me. I would so wear something like that. That’s also my real hair cut.
kAWAII AS fUCK
The cloud tutu is pretty cute I have to admit.
“I’ve already played this one”
“Father, I had a bad dream”
You take a sip of vodka and roll over. You stare at the clock tower on Sobornaya Square it’s 3:23. “Go back to sleep, there is work tomorrow.”
“No, Father.”
The familiar warm buzz of vodka starts to sink in. You can barely make out your daughter’s pale form in the darkness. “Why is that, devochka moya?”
“Because in my dream, when I was about to go back to sleep, the thing wearing Mother’s skin sat up.”
You pause, and face your daughter and look at her intensely. The figure behind you begins to stir.
“Don’t talk that way about your brother, it is not his fault we have no money for coats. Such is life in Moscow.”
10:21 PM
some teenagers have to save the world from a giantass bird that eats memories and spits out poison and they can barely even go outside without having a fit
The good guy gets fucked over and over and over because he’s doing good things and people don’t like that
Also lots of religion.You’re a wolf, who can’t talk.
Also your worst enemy is a tiny ass manatee thing.
A blue rat and a mutant possum jump on robots.
Also the fandom.
